Funny quotes about life will help you realize that the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams”. So don’t be afraid to dream with these Funny quotes.

When you are making a success of something, it’s not work. It’s a way of life. You enjoy yourself because you are making your contribution to the world.

Mark Twain says honesty is the best policy if there is money in it.

I wish I could be with you every night, watch you fall asleep and kiss you goodnight. When I get to heaven, I know just what to do. I’ll spend eternity watching over you.

It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.

Funny quotes about life – You are what you are and you are where you are because of what has gone into your mind. You change what you are and you change where you are by changing what goes into your mind.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Success comes in cans, failure in can’ts.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

“Now that’s my phone buzzing there. I don’t want you to think I’m getting fresh or anything.”

Funny quotes – Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

We can easily tolerate the hardship if we try. I mean to say others hardships.

When a man has put a limit on what he will do, he has put a limit on what he can do.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.”

“It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

Quotes – Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

Take balanced diet but dont take to get food.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.