Here we are again, Mothers Day is nearly here and once again I want to find that special Mothers Day card with the funniest mothers day poem. My mother really has an evil sense of humor which I love. So, of course, it’s Often somewhat difficult to find a card that really works. I mean there are funny mothers day cards and then there are really funny mothers day cards.

So, ok, I’ve enjoyed spending a fully hour at the card rack at my local drugstore laughing my butt off looking for a card. Isn’t it funny how we just keep looking and looking, even when we are clearly enjoying ourselves, thinking that card we just laughed at just wasn’t the right one. And when it’s got a funny mothers day poem that uses rhyming in the most hysterical way, well that’s the card we buy!

And yes, we all have different mothers, how can it be any other way? That’s pretty funny all by itself, isn’t it? From “mommy dearest” to “June Cleaver” and all moms in between, she’s ours, she’s all we’ve got and we love her.

Alas, there is no one size fits all in a funny mothers day poem. The good news is we have all kinds of options. You can even write a poem for your mother yourself. Now that might be really funny.

Whether your mother is serious, worries a lot, or is reflective and thoughtful or is has the most amazing funny bone in the world, a funny mothers day poem in a card is a terrific way to lighten up Mom’s special day and bring a smile to her face.

Jokes are always fun, too. I found this one on a blog that made me laugh out loud. “For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”"

Of course along with your funny mothers day card, be sure to give her a lovely bouquet of flowers or maybe some champagne and chocolates! If your mother needs an escape you may even want to add a gift basket filled with bath salts so she can soak away her worries.

And now to really embarrass myself, here is my stab at a Mothers Day poem for my own mom. This may show you just how easy it is to write your own or remind you that it’s probably best to leave it to the professionals.

Happy Mothers Day dear so young at heart,

With so many decades, where do I start?

With all your energy, like that little pink bunny,

You make us look lazy, and that’s just not funny!

Never-ending in your dear old school ways,

And you’re so full of stories, you continue to Amaze!

So has listening has been lost with age,

That now you belong on the theater stage.

If ever you manage to forget,

We’ll always remind you so please don’t you fret.

Happy Mothers day dear mother so young at heart,

Any anyway you know this because you’re so smart!

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